Thursday, December 20, 2007

Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet – Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding – Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals – John Kerry

9:00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection of Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund – Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers – Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 pm "Truth in Broadcasting Award" – Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 pm Satellite address by Mohmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 pm Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 pm Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", G. W. Bush

12:55 pm Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.


Thanks to my friend Dave Rupert for sending me this.

Philip

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